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Things I've Learned In Fourteen Years Of Marriage

Friday, June 22, 2007

I am not beautiful enough to do anything I want.
She is.
The more I beg, the less I get.
Shouting rarely works.
When she's on a diet, I'm on a diet.
Girls fart too.
It's better if I don't tell her how much I spent on her birthday.
Grabbing her boobs in public is fun but usually will get me smacked.
Same thing with her ass.
She has absolutely no secrets. She is exactly who she seems to be.
It's OK to let her drive. Just don't let her back up.
Some things just aren't worth fighting about.
Other things are.
This marriage shit is super hard.
I am one lucky son of a bitch.

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She is so pretty in your

Submitted by Amber Lee (not verified) on June 23, 2007 - 11:06am.

She is so pretty in your photo!

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well...

Submitted by lostinutah (not verified) on June 23, 2007 - 7:24pm.

Pete, Donna is very pretty in the photo and I am sure she still is. You have improved LOTS since then based on other photos you have published. No offense! :)

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Wisdom beyond, or due to your years

Submitted by paranoidfr33k (not verified) on June 25, 2007 - 3:16pm.

I completely agree with all of it.

Here is another one I have learned....

All of my money is... wait, what money. Its all hers.

Great blog. I enjoy it a lot.

/paranoidfr33k

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